44 Sex Memes to Send to Someone You're Trying To Bang

Who doesn't enjoy a good dirty joke? We've got a saucy batch of sex-themed memes for dirty-minded people with a good sense of humor. Whether you're in a long-term monogamous relationship, juggling a few casual partners, or just need a few dirty memes to DM to a crush, we've got some relatable content in here about all kinds of sexy situations. Get your mind into the gutter with these scandalous memes, and don't worry, the horny police is no where in sight. 

44 Sex Memes to Send to Someone You're Trying To Bang

Who doesn't enjoy a good dirty joke? We've got a saucy batch of sex-themed memes for dirty-minded people with a good sense of humor. Whether you're in a long-term monogamous relationship, juggling a few casual partners, or just need a few dirty memes to DM to a crush, we've got some relatable content in here about all kinds of sexy situations. Get your mind into the gutter with these scandalous memes, and don't worry, the horny police is no where in sight. 

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Canidae - Sitting on the edge of the bed after some nasty ass sex and wondering if you still getting into heaven

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Text - Hardest choice ever i love you sex memes W e y a d f g. k PI

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Text - When he asks if you're sure you want him to choke you harder b/c he's worried that you might die

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Food - You must be having some fucking awful sex 10 better than sex

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Font - OH PLEASE TREAD ON ME

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Painting - When she appoints you as the guy she calls when shes horny

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Text - during sex girlfriend: why are u laughing me: thought of a meme

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Face - When you want hard, angry, rough, degrading sex but he wants to "make love".

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Ferret - i am a ferret Female ferrets can die from not having sex.

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Hair - "I have a meme page" Her: eulygod

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Cartoon - MY GIRLFRIEND ETFLI MY DICK ME imgflip.com

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Text - *during sex* him: fuck. ur tight me: thanks. ur pretty cool toO

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Cartoon - When you freaky in the dms but she finally comes over @bildaddyy

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Text - I'm sorry Daddy, l've been a bad girl For the last time. Gts Forgive me Father for I have sinned

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Text - Matt Shirley O Follow @mattsurely My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* l'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go

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Hair - Maybe they are lying on the remote lol Playboy O @Playboy Women are having sex, and it's changing TV. ply.by/htgLWO #Emmys

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Font - When you ask him where he's taking you for Valentine's Day Big Daddy's MEAT WAGON

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Cartoon - The four stages of getting your butthole licked for the first time

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Facial expression - When you hear the shower shut off and you know some fresh dick and balls is heading your way. @mkketaa

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Text - Meredith @themeredith Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your dick game must be pretty strong. 12/5/16, 12:28 PM from Culver City, CA

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Face - When the sex is trash so you spit on her back and act like you nutted so you can dip

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Text - Sophia Benoit o Follow @1followernodad Pick Your Favorite Sex Position: doggy style missionary girl on top reverse cowgirl Ojust happy to be here

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Text - "write a sad story in 4 words" I shaved I shaved for nothing IMessage

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Snout - jėns @jens_allen when he says netflix and chill but you walk in and he ain't even got a TV 18h 11 10.6K * 14K

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Face - When his dick is little and you moar & pretend like it hurts, because you are just a really nice person with a good heart. 8

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Cartoon - You ready to find out why they call me Peggy? Juy

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Face - When he said he was gonna "fuck the shit out of you" and not one turd slid out yo bootyhole during the session.

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Dog - When you get with a chick who has a sex drive twice as high as yours @LUTALO8

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Ceiling - When he cancels ur dick appointment after you exfoliated, shaved, tweezed, & lathered urself in baby oil & glitter

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Rock - bae: come over me: but im a cactus bae: my parents arent home me:

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Face - Him: Talk dirty to me Her: We screwed the economy Him: Mmm more Her: Millennials are entitled Him: Keep going Her: I'm not racist but. Him: AHHHHHHH adenachicks

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Cartoon - When yo homeboy always complaining about not getting his dick sucked so ur bouta end that bullshit right now.

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Cartoon - When someone asks you when was the last time you had sex: IT HAS BEEN A CHALLENGING MATING SEASON FOR BIRD PERSON

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Text - faithful dominican @engxl took 3 hours to text back??? well im gonna text back immediately bci missed you wtf were you doing

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Text - Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor

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Text - female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away same

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Text - wen u hittin it from the back and she turn around and moans

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Text - Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe

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Text - Austin @Trapicul ever got a text so freaky that you had to lock your phone, put it down, unlock it and read it again Imaooo

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Love - Send nudes when you get home so I know you're safe

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Microphone - me: im a kinky bitch who lives for being a hoe !!!! anyone: (makes sexual/romantic advances towards me) me: ORSRE PERE 123RF®

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Text - Allison (BTBB) @sug_knight The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex

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Twenty Two Inspirational Cat Memes My Landlady Emailed Me

Listen, I love my landlady. She's a sweet woman who always tries her best and seems to really care about me. She even gives me cookies sometimes, and I know she can always catsit for me when I'm out of town. I think that, since she started catsitting for me, I have awakened something in her - a love for cats. Cat memes were not a smart thing to introduce her to. Or maybe they were the best thing.Being the sweet lady that she is, and also being really sucky at interneting, she's started emailing me cat memes. I don't know where she gets them, but she sends a lot. And you know what? They may be slightly cringy, but they are definitely full of love and support. So, here I am, sharing her motivational cat memes with everyone. 

Twenty Two Inspirational Cat Memes My Landlady Emailed Me

Listen, I love my landlady. She's a sweet woman who always tries her best and seems to really care about me. She even gives me cookies sometimes, and I know she can always catsit for me when I'm out of town. I think that, since she started catsitting for me, I have awakened something in her - a love for cats. Cat memes were not a smart thing to introduce her to. Or maybe they were the best thing.


Being the sweet lady that she is, and also being really sucky at interneting, she's started emailing me cat memes. I don't know where she gets them, but she sends a lot. And you know what? They may be slightly cringy, but they are definitely full of love and support. So, here I am, sharing her motivational cat memes with everyone. 

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Cat - 5 yr old me: hey grandpa look what i can do! *does absolutely nothing* Grandpa:

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Cat - me, supporting u through a tough time you, very strong, can do anything, i'm so proud of u, i love u so much

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Cat - When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u bokuwachikuwa tumblr

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Cat - Teenage girl anxiously coming out to her parents: Her supportive dad: You know, I'm something of a lesbian myself

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Cat - My friend: Literally introduces me as his best friend to his other friends Мe:

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Cat - Mum sad because she got fired Me ready to return 26 Years of love

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Cat - Me celebrating the little successes

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Cat - When you wake up on a Monday morning but remember that you're a cat and don't have to go to work.

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Cat - Telling guys to just "man up" Actually listening and giving them the love and support they deserve

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Cat - Eat everything, even if it means becoming chonky Just do it.

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Cat - you deserve good things

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Cat - My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got 3 cats.

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Canidae - I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation Oh, I think I do

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Cat - He lied on his resume, but got the job anyway. SECURITY DOG

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Cat - ERICKA 1/3 @Erickajamon SHE GREW UP AND SHE'S A MOTHER NOW 10:15 pm · 27/07/2020 · Twitter for Android

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Cat - Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me teabags

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Cat - People complained about a roaming cat near law firm office, so the law firm hired him. Meet Leon Advogato, Esq. ON A Everyone liked that

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Cat - themagicalladycat Creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today penguin-and-kiwi I'll do it for you, creamy

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Cat - They left you like you were trash, And I collected you as my treasure..

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Cat - Me jumping in to support you emotionally anytime of the day

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Cat - Me sending you cute pictures of cats You on a sad day

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