Assad: Defenestration of Russian doctors “brings back nostalgic memories”

At least three doctors have mysteriously fallen out of hospital windows in Russia recently with two of them dying from their injuries. The doctors had been critical of Russia’s handling of the coronavirus and had spoken out about Russia’s lack of preparedness and PPE shortages. One of the doctors had reportedly been forced to work The post Assad: Defenestration of Russian doctors “brings back nostalgic memories” appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Assad: Defenestration of Russian doctors “brings back nostalgic memories”

At least three doctors have mysteriously fallen out of hospital windows in Russia recently with two of them dying from their injuries. The doctors had been critical of Russia’s handling of the coronavirus and had spoken out about Russia’s lack of preparedness and PPE shortages. One of the doctors had reportedly been forced to work by the hospital, despite being diagnosed with Covid-19.

The Mideast Beast asked Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who has just a bit of experience in the defenestration field, for his comments on the mysterious deaths.

“Ahh it brings back such nostalgia”, said Assad, “Back in the early days of the Syrian civil war, the main prison in Aleppo was under siege by rebels. How well I still remember it! We responded to the siege by throwing all kinds of prisoners – simple criminals, political prisoners, or just ugly people – out of the windows. Sometimes we would shoot them first before we tossed them out, but it was wayyyy more fun to throw them while they were still clinging on to dear life! So, whenever the rebels attacked, prisoners ‘fell’ out of the windows. Good times”.

The Mideast Beast asked Assad, whether he had any advice for Russian President Vladimir Putin on how to handle accusations that he was getting rid of critics of Russia’s handling of Covid-19.

“And why would I comment about Putin to Zionazi-owned media?”, asked Assad, “We’re best friends forever. I’d never throw him under the bus, just like he’d never abandon me.

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A joint Hamas-Fatah delegation is heading to the US to mediate peace between President Donald Trump and former President Barack Obama. The Hamas-Fatah peace initiative comes at a time of tense social distancing between Trump and Obama on controversial issues such as the handling of Covid-19, swine flu, and “Obamagate”. Senior Fatah peace negotiator Saeb The post Hamas and Fatah Mediate Peace between Trump and Obama appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Hamas and Fatah Mediate Peace between Trump and Obama

A joint Hamas-Fatah delegation is heading to the US to mediate peace between President Donald Trump and former President Barack Obama. The Hamas-Fatah peace initiative comes at a time of tense social distancing between Trump and Obama on controversial issues such as the handling of Covid-19, swine flu, and “”.

Senior Fatah peace negotiator Saeb Erekat spoke to The Mideast Beast before heading to DC on his modest $403 million private jet, a “symbolic” European Union-funded gift to “alleviate the unbearable suffering of hard-working, selfless and impoverished Fatah officials. We should all remember George W. Bush’s moving call for unity. We rise or fall together in the battle against the big-nosed Zionist-swine flu pandemic. Fatah stands firm with Hamas while secretly hoping that the Zionist entity will bomb primitive Hamas forward to the Stone Age.”

Senior Hamas official Ahmed Hamza agreed on the need for unity. “Before completing the knockout Mike Tyson Anger Management program, I used to fantasize about throwing Fatah thugs off buildings. Today I’m a militant pacifist who would rather blow myself up than waste expensive rockets on Fatah traitors.”

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