Cuomo Receives $5 Million Advance for Book on Dating Younger Coworkers

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has inked yet another major book deal, this one for an upcoming title called ‘Lessons in Courtship: How to Find Love in the Intern Lounge at the Governor’s Mansion.’ The book will recount Cuomo’s great success in charming his staffers and winning their romantic affections without creating a hostile workplace. The post Cuomo Receives $5 Million Advance for Book on Dating Younger Coworkers appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Cuomo Receives $5 Million Advance for Book on Dating Younger Coworkers

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has inked yet another major book deal, this one for an upcoming title called ‘Lessons in Courtship: How to Find Love in the Intern Lounge at the Governor’s Mansion.’

The book will recount Cuomo’s great success in charming his staffers and winning their romantic affections without creating a hostile workplace.

“For those looking to run a Fortune 500 company or state government effectively while also finding love, this book is for you,” a blurb for the book released Monday reads. “A kiss on the lips, an intimate inquiry, and the occasional game of strip poker will help you get the most out of your young, female employees – and perhaps a bit more.”

Some critics of the governor were shocked by the book’s release, noting that most of the women mentioned in the book have accused him of sexual harassment. Last year, Cuomo’s book on leadership during the COVID-19 crisis drew criticism due to Cuomo’s deadly decision to send COVID-positive patients to nursing homes, as well as his state’s second-highest death rate.

As of press time, Cuomo was reportedly planning to release a poster featuring all the 25-to-30-year-old co-workers he dated while serving as governor.

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After Britain Calls for “Proportionality”, Israel to Build Terror Tunnels into Gaza

The State of Israel has surprisingly decided to build terror tunnels into the Gaza Strip. The unconventional decision by Jerusalem comes after the British government urged Israel to ensure “proportionality” in its military actions in Gaza. “Israel must make every effort to avoid civilian casualties and military activity must be proportionate,” said the British Prime The post After Britain Calls for “Proportionality”, Israel to Build Terror Tunnels into Gaza appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

After Britain Calls for “Proportionality”, Israel to Build Terror Tunnels into Gaza

The State of Israel has surprisingly decided to build terror tunnels into the Gaza Strip. The unconventional decision by Jerusalem comes after the British government urged Israel to ensure “proportionality” in its military actions in Gaza.

“Israel must make every effort to avoid civilian casualties and military activity must be proportionate,” said the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s spokesman Max Blain.

Moshe Builderman, the head of the Israel Defense Force’s new terror tunnel unit, spoke to The Mideast Beast about Israel’s new proportionality strategy.

“Israel takes proportionality very seriously. If Hamas builds ten terror tunnels into Israel, we will build ten even more terrifying tunnels into Gaza. By building separate tunnels, we avoid subterranean traffic congestion clashes between Hamas’ masked Jihad fighters and our masked badass kosher ninjas.”

In order to speed up the building process and avoid Israel’s terrorizing bureaucracy, Chinese subcontractors will swiftly build all Israeli terror tunnels.

Builderman reassured The Mideast Beast that Israel’s new proportionality strategy extended far beyond terror tunnels.

“Military bases are so outdated. From now on, Israel will store its fighter jets, nuclear missiles, tanks and military intelligence in more relaxed civilian locations such as synagogues, hospitals, media buildings and schools. Needless to say, if Hamas dares firing at our precious F-35 fighter jet babies hiding inside David’s Falafel Shack on the Gaza border, we will naturally sue them for war crimes against innocent and defenceless civilians.”

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