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Robert Pattinson's Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

There's been a lot of talk about GQ's recent interview withRobert Pattinson. The piece really highlights the actor's...eccentricities, from his amusing self-portraits to how he copes with quarantine anxiety. It's a charming interview and solidifies Pattinson's likable nature. But the most charming albeit horrifying aspect of the one-on-one? According to Twitter, it's Pattinson's shocking attempt at making a "microwave pillow pasta". Allegedly (we can't tell if he's trolling), Pattinson has long been seeking a way to make a handheld pasta for fast food. "Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, "pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?""Pattinson decided to attempt to make his "Piccolini Cuscino" (little pillow)  prototype for his interviewer, Zach Baron. The ingredients include cornflakes, "any sauce", 9 pieces of pre-sliced cheese, and lastly, a lighter to achieve a "flambe" effect. And sugar. The heinous "recipe" is now the topic of many a tweet and twitter meme.People are even attempting to recreate the sacrilegious dish. We're okay with the mystery. But we've put together the best reactions right here for you. 

Robert Pattinson's Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

There's been a lot of talk about GQ's recent interview withRobert Pattinson. The piece really highlights the actor's...eccentricities, from his amusing self-portraits to how he copes with quarantine anxiety. It's a charming interview and solidifies Pattinson's likable nature. But the most charming albeit horrifying aspect of the one-on-one? According to Twitter, it's Pattinson's shocking attempt at making a "microwave pillow pasta". 

Allegedly (we can't tell if he's trolling), Pattinson has long been seeking a way to make a handheld pasta for fast food. 

"Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, "pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?""

Pattinson decided to attempt to make his "Piccolini Cuscino" (little pillow)  prototype for his interviewer, Zach Baron. The ingredients include cornflakes, "any sauce", 9 pieces of pre-sliced cheese, and lastly, a lighter to achieve a "flambe" effect. And sugar. The heinous "recipe" is now the topic of many a tweet and twitter meme.People are even attempting to recreate the sacrilegious dish. We're okay with the mystery. But we've put together the best reactions right here for you. 

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Text - So he now takes hold of the bag that he's brought from the corner store, out of which he produces the following: One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box of cornflakes. (“I went to the shop, and they didn't sell breadcrumbs. I'm like, 'Oh, fuck it! I'm just getting cornflakes. That's basically the same shit.'

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Text - He puts on latex gloves. He pulls out some sugar and some aluminum foil and makes a bed, a kind of hollowed-out sphere, with the foil. He holds up a box of penne pasta that he had in the house. "All right," Pattinson says. “So obviously, first things first, you gotta microwave the pasta." I watch as he pours dry penne into a cereal bowl, covers it with water, and places it in the microwave for eight minutes. He says using penne is already new territory for him. Usually he uses...wel... “D

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Text - Then he realizes that he's forgotten the outer layer, which is supposed to be breadcrumbs but today will be crushed-up cornflakes, and so he lifts the pile of cheese and sugar and crumbles some cornflakes onto the aluminum foil before placing the sugar-cheese back on top of it. Then he adds sauce, which is red. The microwave dings, and Pattinson promptly burns himself on the bowl of pasta. He sighs, heavily, looking at it. “No idea if it's cooked or not.

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Canidae - G. L. @ginadivittorio Gal Gadot Robert Pattinson & Co. not potentially not knowing group knowing what singing doesn't pasta is help people LILY LU 9:07 PM 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - G. L. @ginadivittorio Everyone is like,

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Text - Matt Baume @MattBaume The article where Robert Pattinson blows up a microwave while trying to invent a pasta pillow is delightful because it's the first time in months that a confident-yet-bumbling man has been in the news who is not in charge of millions of peoples' lives. 12:20 AM - 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Tolbitz ironside @Canadian_Orc Replying to @MattBaume pasta pillows have been invented it's called gnocchi. 12:25 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Julianne coOL @jul7ianne SNL writers wish they could write something as good as the Robert Pattinson cooking pasta in the microwave ordeal. 4:51 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android >

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Text - Film Updates @FilmUpdates Robert Pattinson has said that he's developing a

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Text - beth mccollO @imteddybless sorry how is it robert pattinson can cook sugar & cheese pasta in the fucking microwave and you lot are still wet hot and spicy for him but when i do it it's

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Cuisine - THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight Robert Pattinson cooking pasta: sugar daddy wyatt I FORGOT TO PUT THE WATER @BRUHWYZ 1d NO0000000 Show this thread 5:27 PM 5/13/20 Twitter Web App

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Text - tip calculator @_BENJAMINTO all women do is buy huge sword online, read robert pattinson pasta article, listen to fetch the bolt cutters, eat hot chip, and lie 10:13 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Ok but has anyone figured out what pasta shape Robert Pattinson was talking about? 9:38 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - zoe @art_jock Robert Pattinson if you see this im free always and would also love to eat pasta with my hands 4:19 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App >

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Text - Alexandra Erin @AlexandraErin I don't want another Batman movie, I want a movie about Robert Pattinson trying to start his mashed-up microwave pasta pillow empire. 8:20 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - sophie @nbcwill in dishonour of robert pattinson's birthday today, i cooked an actual good pasta dish. that man's bad vibes have no power over me 7:40 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - fran @TrophyUncle robert pattinson making his Piccolini Cuscino DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? 4:09 PM 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App

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Community - Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell| robert pattinson making pasta Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.

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Text - Scam Likely @mschimkowitz Robert Pattinson's pasta story is textbook celebrity meme-making. Want to go viral? Tell a reporter you that can't do the easiest thing in the world and also that you've reinvented pasta 4:33 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - a a de le v in e @soalexgoes pov: you're a bowl of pasta about to go into a microwave 11:12 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter Web App

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Organism - trey taylor O @treytylor behold i made Robert Pattinson's Piccolini Cuscino Translate Tweet 10:21 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App

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