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White House: America’s New Counter-Terrorism Plan is To...

While It seems like the United States is handling the coronavirus pandemic about as well as a Parkinson’s patient in a minefield,...

Palace Letters Reveal That Queen Wasn’t Made Aware Of Australia...

The Queen had no knowledge of Australia until the mid 1970s, according to secret letters released this week. The existence

Kitchen Essentials for the Modern Household

Icemaker roulette: this handy appliance dispenses ice cubes… sometimes. Other possibilities include milk cubes, soy sauce cubes, or...

Social Distancing Republicans Vow Not to Touch Trump With...

Mindful of the effects of COVID-19, Congressional Republicans have pledged to social distance themselves from President Trump through...

The Hagia Sophia to Reopen as a Disney World

This week the CEO of the only globalist organization Trump hasn’t pulled out of, Disney World, reopened its parks during a surge of...

Palace Letters Reveal That Dan Andrews Was To Blame For...

According to an analysis of the letters carried out by News Corp journalist Andrew Bolt, Mr Andrews – who was three years old at the...

JUST IN: The COVIDSafe App has identified that there was...

The Government’s high-tech coronavirus tracing app, COVIDSafe, has alerted officials to a potential viral outbreak on a cruise ship...

Sign Our Petition To Stop TikTok Taking Your Data

Please add your name (and address, phone number, driver’s licence and marital status) to this important cause.

Disney Films Rebooted by David Lynch

It’s a little known fact that David Lynch was intended to be the director of Return of the Jedi, a missed connection that would have...

Highly Contagious, Deadly Virus Wears Face Mask in Public...

A virus described by experts as ‘erratic’, ‘nasty’ and ‘unpredictable’ has been seen wearing a mask in public for the

Hundreds of Saudi Writers Sign Letter Decrying ‘Behead...

In an effort to push back against an increasing intolerance towards political dissent in their country, more than 150 Saudi writers...

McGregor furious at "copycat" Mike Perry

Conor McGregor is outraged at Mike Perry’s recent Class A assault of an old age pensioner, on the basis Perry has stolen his trademark...

Erdogan to Turn Istanbul Airport into a Mosque

After successfully turning Hagia Sophia into a mosque, Turkish President and Middle Eastern Gollum look-alike, Recep Tayyip Erdogan,...

Hawkins wins nomination of person to be blamed if Biden...

TAKOMA PARK, MD – The Green Party has announced that Howie Hawkins will officially become the presumptive nominee of the person who...

I Am Not Racist But Please Don’t Read Any of My Tweets...

Dear colleagues,  There are rumors circulating on the internet that I have made racially insensitive and inappropriate remarks in...

Middle East Peace at Risk as Jared Still Distracted by...

News that the President’s son-in-law – and Westworld robot voted “most unconvincing” three years in a row – Jared Kushner, remains...

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