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PM Promises All Australians Will Receive First Defamation...

“The process of suing everyone who disagrees with us has been slower than expected"

I Am Not Changing My Shirt Until This Pandemic Is Over

This pandemic must end someday, and on that day, I pledge I will change my 1978 Tom Petty concert T-shirt. Though there have been...

Jerusalem Files for Parental Emancipation

In a busy week for Middle Eastern family courts the city of Jerusalem has called for emancipation from its parents, Judaism and Islam,...

Prince Harry Releases New Book, Podcast, Movie Franchise...

“We just want to get onto our lives – which you can view on our new reality TV show starting next month"

Iranian State Media Set to Win Pulitzer for Israel-Gaza...

Press TV, Iran’s state-run media arm, looks to be the big winner at next month’s 2021 Pulitzer Prize award ceremony, with multiple...

Ten Headlines Overlooked in Local Newspapers Because People...

1. Child in Milwaukee Tests Positive for Stink Eye 2. Cat Uses Scratch Post to Get Over Ex 3. Second Cousin Gives Worst Eulogy Ever...

Hamas Admits They Never Understood What “Ceasefire” Actually...

In the wake of Israel-Hamas ceasefire talks, Hamas has admitted that they never really understood the definition of ‘ceasefire’. “We...

After Removing Hamas from Terror List, EU Decides to Stop...

Following its decision to remove the Islamist militant group Hamas from its list of terrorist organizations, a top court of the European...

Government Gives $7 Billion Subsidy To Bitcoin After Learning...

"Someone told me it involved mining and I said, 'we need to start subsidising this immediately"

Final Letter From Your Mailman, an Alien God

Dear American Joe, Thank you for ordering more shit than you will ever need. Your kid’s plastic Paw Patrol toys will survive long...

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