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Terrorists Worry Amazon is Driving Local Terror Stores...

Terror connoisseurs are increasingly alarmed that Amazon.com is driving mom-and-pop terror stores out of business. From Libya to Pakistan,...

Pauline Hanson Condemns Use Of Term ‘Black Friday’, Saying...

"We're in danger of being swamped by Black Friday sales"

Trump Redeploying Troops from Afghanistan to Fight War...

It has been confirmed that President Trump’s recent calls for downsizing US troops in Afghanistan is to prepare for a pivot from fighting...

I’m Your Boss, and You’re Right, This Virtual Happy Hour...

Listen, I care about you – all of you, equally, but just slightly less than I care about myself. But this isn’t about me. This is...

Scott Morrison’s 5 Tips For Surviving Hotel Quarantine

1. Ask for a 40-room suite: You’ve probably heard the horror stories of families cooped up for two weeks in a 12 square metre studio...

Thanksgiving Gratitudes From Our Family, a Pack of Alaskan...

As we sit around the Thanksgiving table – my husband, two feral children, and I – we give thanks that, despite its best efforts, 2020...

UN Troops Abandon Mission…Again

In a ‘not-in-the-least-shocking’ move, United Nations peacekeeping troops stationed in Syria have abandoned their headquarters and...

Tips for Making This Year’s Thanksgiving the Saddest Ever

We know this year’s turkey feast may not be like previous years. Maybe you’re not even sure how to celebrate. Maybe you’re all alone....

ISIS Launches S.T.E.M. Initiative

The ISIS Science Directorate has announced that it will be launching a S.T.E.M. initiative to advance the education of science, technology,...

Elizabeth Warren appointed Secretary of Janet Yellen

BOSTON, MA – Joe Biden has reportedly tapped Senator Elizabeth Warren for Secretary of Janet Yellen, according to a spokesperson from...

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