'Imagine Your Card Declines' Twitter Meme Is Packed With Amusing Absurdity

Some of our favorite memes imagine situations in which arguably normal sh*t is met with an absurd and humorous response. This new Twitter meme definitely falls into that category. Since last week, Twitter users have been imagining what would happen if their cards were declined at therapy, or (even worse) during surgery. The responses, which are generally outlandish, make for some solid comedy and just a few nightmarish scenarios. Here are our favorites. 

'Imagine Your Card Declines' Twitter Meme Is Packed With Amusing Absurdity

Some of our favorite memes imagine situations in which arguably normal sh*t is met with an absurd and humorous response. This new Twitter meme definitely falls into that category. Since last week, Twitter users have been imagining what would happen if their cards were declined at therapy, or (even worse) during surgery. The responses, which are generally outlandish, make for some solid comedy and just a few nightmarish scenarios. Here are our favorites. 

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Text - Humpty @_Wall_ Imagine your card declines at the doctors office and they stop your treatment. Oh wait that's exactly what the American healthcare system does 10:58 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone <>

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Text - Jus @JusTheEngineer Imagine your card declines at the studio so they delete your session 11:33 AM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - cell @mtvcell imagine your card declines at a restaurant and they make you throw up your food 2:33 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - piss machine @annasgurl imagine having sex for the first time and your v card declines 5:31 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Tool - punished "venom" julian @ech0astral imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit >

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Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly imagine your card declines at the hair salon and they take your hair they cut off and tape it back on 6:23 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Lyla @lylastanx imagine your card declines at the gym and they make you eat all the calories you burnt 3:21 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - Longest Wood @Meraz_Alex20 imagine yo card declines in boxing class and they just beat your ass O.22 DM Twitter for IDhone

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Text - Maggi @MaggiReese Imagine your card declines after a music lesson and they just start slamming your instrument on the ground. 10:42 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - dmo dolla @itzdmo Imagine your card declines during online school and the teacher kicks you out mid class 5:47 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - sally kaye @skayeterboy imagine your card declines at the library and they still let you borrow the books because they are free services made to educate the public and build communities 9:13 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - rach @rrachelbarberr imagine your card declines at planned parenthood and they put the baby back in 4:01 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - dremo 2E @killdremo Imagine your card declines at a rehab center and they inject you with heroin 6:30 PM · 9/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - VW.- @yashiekinz imagine ur card declines during surgery and they start putting your appendix back in 9:11 PM · 9/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - NILOCS BACKUP @nilocgetmoney2 Imagine your card declines at a funeral and they wake your ass up 10:40 PM · 8/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - khayali entrepreneur @selfdystopia_ Imagine your card declines at swimming lessons and they just drown you 12:15 AM · 9/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - Jackson Collins @jacksontcollins Imagine your card declines when you're in an escape room and they just lock it 7:16 PM · 9/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone <>

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Text - inabber @iNabber69 imagine your card declines at subway n they start disassembling that shit in front of you 11:20 AM · 9/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - nora @actuallyleaveme imagine your card declines with the plumber and he just pisses on your floor 5:56 AM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - NILOCS BACKUP @nilocgetmoney2 Imagine your card declines at the Waffle House and they give u pancakes instead 10:28 PM · 8/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - BURGER KING Burger King O @BurgerKing imagine your card declines at burger king and they just look at you and say

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Text - alexandra @vertigocowgirl imagine your card declines at dave & busters and dave busts on you 8:03 PM · 9/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Abdi * @JrWave19 Imagine your card declines at therapy so they start a roast session about your personal problems 8:58 PM · 8/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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