Mossad: “Track and Trace Apps are New?”

Following other governments’ launches of coronavirus “track and trace” apps, Mossad proudly announced this week that they’ve been tracking citizens’ movements for years, for both national security and those ‘just in case’ scenarios. In a testament to the superiority of Israeli intelligence, Mossad claims that their concerns around infectious diseases began at the exact same The post Mossad: “Track and Trace Apps are New?” appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Mossad: “Track and Trace Apps are New?”

Following other governments’ launches of coronavirus “track and trace” apps, Mossad proudly announced this week that they’ve been tracking citizens’ movements for years, for both national security and those ‘just in case’ scenarios.

In a testament to the superiority of Israeli intelligence, Mossad claims that their concerns around infectious diseases began at the exact same time as the launch of the first iPhone. And, in their signature low-key way, the agency imbedded a new app: Mossad’s Coronavirus Anticipatory Regulation for Effective Security (Mossad CARES) into all Israeli models. The app makes sure that citizens do not come into contact with an infectious threat to Israel, are alerted by Mossad personally if they have, and ensures they can be whisked away from their families for an indefinite period of time to self-isolate.

“Governments act like these tracking apps are brand new…but let’s be honest we’ve been doing this for years,” former Mossad track and tracer Timor Aphel told The Mideast Beast.  “Our top focus is preventing dangerous things from being communicated… I mean communicable…”

Although people in other countries are worried that these tracking apps will form a direct threat to privacy, Mossad is assuring folks that it only feels like an assault on civil liberty if you know you’re being watched.

When asked whether implementing a virus tracking app was in their purview as an intelligence agency, Aphel replied, “Look we keep people safe. From each other and themselves. Anyway, enough about me, how was your jog earlier today? Your 5k time was quite impressive.”

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COVID-19: Canelo donates $1million of clenbuterol from personal stash
Mexican world champion boxer Saúl 'Canelo' Álvarez spent Cinco de Mayo generously donating thousands of boxes of clenbuterol worth approximately $1million to hospitals and clinics in his home country, it has emerged.
Widely used by bodybuilders and athletes, clenbuterol is an anabolic agent that helps the body increase its metabolism, boosts muscle growth and works as a weight loss agent.
Despite the drug being banned in all major sports, boxing included, the four-division champion swears by it, and has been known to incorporate it into his training regime for world title fights.
But having recently learned that the main use of clenbuterol is to help with respiratory problems such as asthma, the 29-year-old jumped to the conclusion that his wonder drug would also help sufferers of coronavirus, and took it upon himself to take thousands of boxes from his own personal stash and distribute them to the Mexican public.
Interviewed at the scene of his impromptu "drug drive", Canelo had this to say:
"When I heard this drug I'd been using to get ripped and cut weight could actually save lives, I just had to take a few boxes and give them to my people. I haven't checked with any doctors if it will help with coronavirus, but it helps horses with asthma and it made me a four-division world champion, so it can't hurt, right?
"I've handed out thousands of boxes, probably half of what's in my house. I could have donated some more, but I do need to make sure I have some left for the third fight with Golovkin."
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