Please Contribute To Our Blind Trust

Maybe you've got some drug money you need to park somewhere?

Please Contribute To Our Blind Trust

For no particular reason at all, we have set up a blind trust.

We’ve heard that it’s a common way for satirical entities and government ministers to accept large donations, without the hassle of having to know where it came from. Easier for us, easier for you.

Perhaps you’ve got some drug money you need to park somewhere. Maybe you’re an international crime syndicate looking for ways to infiltrate Australia. Or maybe you’re just an ordinary citizen with an annoying $1 million taking up space in your bank account. Donating to our blind trust is the perfect solution.   

If down the track you feel that we owe you a favour in return for your donation, well, we’ll just cross that awkward bridge when we come to it. What’s the worst that could happen? 

Running a satirical news outlet – like suing the national broadcaster – can be expensive. We use donations to pay writers, keep up website online and employ the nation’s most expensive QCs.

So if you’d like to donate $1 million (or some pathetic smaller amount), please click on the button below.

It’ll help us keep doing what we do. And because it’s anonymous, you’ll never have the indignity of being publicly shamed for contributing to an alleged rapist comedy website.

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Man Who Remembers Bowl Of Prawns From 1988 Doesn’t Know Who Put Up To $1 Mil In His Bank Account

"I'm not across all of the detail, sorry"

Man Who Remembers Bowl Of Prawns From 1988 Doesn’t Know Who Put Up To $1 Mil In His Bank Account

A former Attorney General who remembers the specific type of food that was provided at a debating function 33 years ago, can’t for the life of him think who might have deposited up to $1 million in a trust fund he set up.

“I just don’t have that sort of attention to detail, sorry,” said the man who also remembered the precise act of ironing a shirt on a university trip more than three decades ago.

He said the busyness of life meant it was impossible to keep track of every single little detail. “I’m across the big things, sure, like those yummy prawns from ‘88; they stick in my mind. About 10-12 cm long, with a beautiful zesty sauce. But for God’s sake, I can’t be expected to keep up with pesky little details like who’s funding a seven-figure law bill for a case I initiated!”

He said the funding could’ve come from anywhere. “On any given day there are literally thousands of people who could potentially deposit a large sum of money into an account. Who keeps a track of that sort of thing?

“If the money was deposited into a bowl that contained prawns or some other type of hors d’oeuvres, then absolutely I would’ve taken note of where it came from. But not if it goes into a financial account of with my name on it”.

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