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We come bearing gifts, and we come with a message. The message? Don't let boredom take hold of your poor, poor brain. The gifts? A crap ton of memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts that will aid you in the long-running battle against tedium. Use these tools, and use them well.

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Text - Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp It's raining... 8. Cats and dogs (English) 7. Old ladies and sticks (Welsh) 6. Like a pissing cow (French) 5. As from Esteri's ass (Finnish) 4. Female trolls (Norwegian) 3. Chair legs (Greek) 2. Tractors (Slovakian) 1. Men (hallelujah) 2:07 AM · 15 Jan 20 · TweetDeck

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Text - kurtis conner @kurtisconner the bachelor is a bad show but if they made a friendship version where a dude hangs out with 20 different guys to pick a new best bud holy shit I would watch it every single day 4:35 PM · 11 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - hexglyphs you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander hexglyphs like this Source: hexglyphs 47,243 notes

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Text - "Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed 55 J. Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pajamas after drinking warm milk

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth My sexual orientation is a spiral staircase draped in century-old moss that leads to hell. 12:26 PM · 5/7/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - I am going to stop posting shit but first look at the pregnant SpongeBob Mom @lmadeaMeMeforYou

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Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer after giving it careful thought I have decided to become worse 10:16 AM · 16 Dec 19 · Twitter Web Client

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Internet meme - When folks ask you what you've been up to during the pandemic, but you wanna keep it light and cheerful... DEPRESSION

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Cartoon - Me trying to keep balance betwen optimisim and nhilisim Reading Schopenhauer

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