Republican National Convention to Be Hosted in Judea and Samaria

This week as Mike Pompeo announced that he would be tuning into the Republican National Convention (RNC) from Jerusalem to win over the Evangelical Messianic Jewish vote, some said he was not taking Jared’s peace “plan” seriously enough, so the party decided instead to double down and host the entire event in, what they’re calling, The post Republican National Convention to Be Hosted in Judea and Samaria appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Republican National Convention to Be Hosted in Judea and Samaria

This week as Mike Pompeo announced that he would be tuning into the Republican National Convention (RNC) from Jerusalem to win over the Evangelical Messianic Jewish vote, some said he was not taking Jared’s peace “plan” seriously enough, so the party decided instead to double down and host the entire event in, what they’re calling, .

Although almost everyone involved in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict warned against this, the event coordinators remained steadfast in their belief that hosting an event in an imagined one-state Israel was no more dangerous than driving down to Jacksonville, Florida for the weekend. At least in Judea and Samaria there’s no meth.

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Some are suspicious that the RNC is holding the event in person because they have no members under the age of 60 who could possibly help them pull together an online show, but Jared was quick to assuage the press that the Republicans are fine hosting this event because as of today Judea and Samaria is not even on the map for COVID cases.

In addition to the attractiveness of it not being Florida, and being COVID-free, Pompeo added that “Our re-election plan revolves heavily on enough people being dead for Judgement Day to be a success. Which is why I thought we’d do a practice show by inviting all of our most popular ghouls and demons to Judea and Samaria to scope out the real estate. We even have four horsemen because Kanye’s bringing the Friesians from his farm in Wyoming.”

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