Satire

Trump Orders Flags To Fly At 41% Mast, To Mark Ruth Bader...

"I'm told she was quite talented, for a woman".

The Mideast Beast to Begin Covering Real News

The Mideast Beast, a satirical news source, has confirmed that they will begin to focus on reporting real news.  This comes at a time...

How COVID Ruined My Life: A College Essay

On May 15, 2019, I was elected president of the rising junior class at Roosevelt High School. Little did I know that my junior year...

Human Rights Pussies Blasts Iran for Execution of Wrestler:...

Last Saturday, the Iranian regime executed national champion wrestler Navid Afkari despite global appeals to Tehran to spare his life....

Barron Trump Confirmed As Next Supreme Court Justice

Insiders say Barron Trump is ‘uniquely qualified for the role'.

Possible Life on Venus Discovered, Condemned By Linda Sarsour...

Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery earlier this month saying that there is the potential for possible life on Venus,...

University of NSW renamed ‘Gas Exploration Australia’ –...

The Government will use taxpayer dollars to build an additional campus for Gas Exploration Australia, even though there is no need...

Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis

It’s hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious, If you say you’ve heard of it You’ll...

Frightened Frozen Rabbit: My New Approach to Life

With the overload of endless advice about how one should be dealing with the chaos in the world, in one’s brain and at one’s Costco...

Ben Rhodes Demands Bailout Funds for Discredited Middle...

With Congress debating the next round of stimulus funding in response to the COVID-19 pandemic, a group of international affairs analysts...

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