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Erdogan to Turn Istanbul Airport into a Mosque

After successfully turning Hagia Sophia into a mosque, Turkish President and Middle Eastern Gollum look-alike, Recep Tayyip Erdogan,...

Hawkins wins nomination of person to be blamed if Biden...

TAKOMA PARK, MD – The Green Party has announced that Howie Hawkins will officially become the presumptive nominee of the person who...

I Am Not Racist But Please Don’t Read Any of My Tweets...

Dear colleagues,  There are rumors circulating on the internet that I have made racially insensitive and inappropriate remarks in...

Middle East Peace at Risk as Jared Still Distracted by...

News that the President’s son-in-law – and Westworld robot voted “most unconvincing” three years in a row – Jared Kushner, remains...

The Ten Karenmandments

1. I am the Lord thy God! Thou shalt worship no God other before me, not even the Real Housewives ladies or your own reflection in...

UFC-Venum deal: "Huge rewards for fighters", says Dana...

Following the announcement that apparel brand Venum has replaced Reebok as the UFC's exclusive outfitting partner, UFC President Dana...

Trump Calls the Lincoln Project ‘Lyin’ Lincoln’ in Disastrous...

Donald Trump called into Fox & Friends on Wednesday to brag about the ‘unbelievable’ job he’s done as president and to pin a new nickname...

Saudi Arabia Celebrates Pride Month by Hanging Gays with...

Calling it a momentous step towards recognition of the LGBTQ+ community, Saudi Arabia announced that all homosexuals executed during...

We visited Luis Ortiz' nursing home to ask about his next...

A couple of weeks ago, we visited Cuban heavyweight boxer Luis Ortiz at the Palace Renaissance Nursing Home in Miami, Florida for...

Silicon Valley Invents New ‘Remind Me Tomorrow’ Button...

Developers in Silicon Valley have created an innovative new way to put off dealing with impending catastrophe, announcing a new

I Am Your Mother’s Pearl Necklace and These Are My Last...

I know Linda doesn’t always think before she speaks, but I need you to be the adult here and deescalate the situation. This is the...

Netanyahu: 100% of Security Chiefs I’ve Hired to Replace...

Many people have questioned Netanyahu’s claims that the Israeli security community supports his annexation plan, mainly due to the...

Security guards at Melbourne’s quarantine hotels say they...

Security contractors responsibly for guarding Melbourne’s quarantine hotels have apologised for not following proper protocols, and...

"I should've pulled out" - Wilder blames bleak horoscope...

Following the debunking of claims that Tyson Fury's gloves were tampered with prior to his seventh round stoppage of Deontay Wilder,...

We read the new tell-all book by Donald Trump’s niece and...

Donald Trump’s reputation as a switched-on, compassionate leader driven by the pursuit of high-mined ideals is nothing more than a

Debra Messing calls cops on Nina Turner

LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Debra Messing has reportedly called the police on Nina Turner following a recent spat on Twitter over the...

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