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UN Troops Abandon Mission…Again

In a ‘not-in-the-least-shocking’ move, United Nations peacekeeping troops stationed in Syria have abandoned their headquarters and...

Tips for Making This Year’s Thanksgiving the Saddest Ever

We know this year’s turkey feast may not be like previous years. Maybe you’re not even sure how to celebrate. Maybe you’re all alone....

ISIS Launches S.T.E.M. Initiative

The ISIS Science Directorate has announced that it will be launching a S.T.E.M. initiative to advance the education of science, technology,...

Elizabeth Warren appointed Secretary of Janet Yellen

BOSTON, MA – Joe Biden has reportedly tapped Senator Elizabeth Warren for Secretary of Janet Yellen, according to a spokesperson from...

Scott Morrison Has Chosen An Odd Year To Take A Year Off

Running the country hasn’t grabbed Morrison’s attention in the same way that, say, using a sexist trope to name a group of chickens...

Gavin Newsom Orders Poor People Not to Celebrate Thanksgiving

Remarking that his favorite restaurants may be forced to close if the indigent continue to spread the coronavirus, California Governor...

Gavin Newson Orders Poor People Not to Celebrate Thanksgiving

Remarking that his favorite restaurants may be forced to close if the indigent continue to spread the coronavirus, California Governor...

Trump admits six new red states into Union, wins election

WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday adding six new states to the United States of America. According...

Morrison Forced To Self-Isolate With Just His Closest Photographers...

"Creating relatable content doesn't stop just because you're in quarantine"

Ghost of Bin Laden Hacked Voting Machines, Giuliani Claims

Calling it the most shocking revelation yet, President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani said he has compelling evidence that...

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