Short & Sweet Tweets For Your Bored Noggins

These are truly unprecedented times and we have definitely reached unprecedented levels of boredom. There are only so many Zoom parties we can handle until we reach the breaking point. Sometimes you gotta mix it up. So here's a healthy assortment of amusing and current tweets we think you'll get a kick out of. Happy scrolling.

Short & Sweet Tweets For Your Bored Noggins

These are truly unprecedented times and we have definitely reached unprecedented levels of boredom. There are only so many Zoom parties we can handle until we reach the breaking point. Sometimes you gotta mix it up. So here's a healthy assortment of amusing and current tweets we think you'll get a kick out of. Happy scrolling.

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Text - trimple boy @hippieswordfish Barber: ok that will be $900 Chewbacca: (chewbacca noise)

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Text - Bea_ker @bea_ker Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game' is about Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

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Text - DL @davelozo Choose your times Uncertain Unprecedented Challenging New Roman

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Text - ΚΕΙΤΗY ν @JuiceKing5x 2020 is a leap year, and it leaped right into some bullshit

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Text - keith @KeetPotato to anyone who ever thinks to themselves

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Text - Røb Fee @robfee What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?

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Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant Inventor: so a flying balloon Me: i'm with you Inventor: big flame over your head Me: sounds good Inventor: no steering Me: excellent Inventor: *snorting coke* and you're in a wicker basket Me: i'm in

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Text - Poorly Drawn Turtle @NoTheOtherJohn Bringing my grenade launcher to Quiznos to protest tyranny

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Face - Garbage Ape @GarbageApe Got a presser image of

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Text - Nick Wiger @nickwiger Later today the bang bus will be driving through lower Manhattan to salute frontline workers

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Text - Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Really loving The Last Dance documentary. How is it legal for a guy to be named Michael B. Jordan? That's just my name but with a B. I call 911 every day about this.

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Text - california guy now @InternetHippo Every day is an opportunity for some new Bullshit to happen and I think that's beautiful

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Bear - John E Marriott Photography @JohnEMarriott Just your daily reminder that while we're all in lockdown of varying degrees, bears are out there practicing their kung fu fighting. That is all. OJohn E. Marriott wilderhessprints.com

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Text - DL @davelozo [to the tune of Sweet Caroline] Uncertain times

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Text - Mike Ginn O @shutupmikeginn I'm just saying if the punishment for fleeing police weren't so harsh, we'd all get to watch a lot more high speed chases on television.

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Text - Extremely Socially Distant Tom... O 1d v we really overused the this-is-fine dog way too early 09 82 274,461 34.9K Dan Bennett @nerdyatty Replying to @tomtomorrow It was hard to anticipate just how fine things would get.

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Text - Machine Gun Kelly posted a picture with Halsey on Instagram. TYO OTODAY YEARS OLD IG: @griffinmuenchow @MuenchowGriffin So you're telling me neither one of these people are Justin Bieber

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Text - MCK @CruzKayne · 6h my wife just asked me if the bit.ly link was part of the the name and i said i didn't know : Stereogum O @stereogum · 12h Grimes and Elon Musk have a baby boy named XÆ A-12 bit.ly/362ACVP 54 27 7,710 44.6K

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Organism - The Richer Single mom @MogulWomanOllie I love mini apples!! Did you know there's a small village in South Africa where they grow? Now you know! NAIJA TWITTER SAVAGES S. @BadmanSophss God cleanse my mind and renew the right spirit within me.

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Text - @chrissyteigen · 5d chrissy teigen O Broke my second toe. Can you even do anything for it? It just has to heal, right? l'm not about to go to the hospital like BROKEN TOE COMING THRU. Should I wrap it with gauze and a popsicle stick Q 5,323 271,563 87.9K chrissy teigen @chrissyteigen my doctor read my twitter and he is once again asking I stop going to u guys for medical advice of any kind

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Text - Nate Swick @N8Swick Imagine how excited Barn Owls were when humans invented barns.

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Text - Mr. Butter Chicken @MrButterChicken Who called it an outhouse instead of a log cabin?

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Text - california guy now @InternetHippo look when i said i would sacrifice myself for my country i meant shooting foreigners not being slightly inconvenienced

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Text - Johnnemann @johnnemann Science fiction author: "The official name was COVID-19, but among the suffering people it soon became known as Deathlung." Millennials in 2019: yeah I got the roni

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Text - Kalvonavirus @KalvinMacleod Wolverine: [sharpening his claws] so what's your super power? Me:I am good at rearranging letters to form new words Wine lover: [taking a sip of merlot] l'll drink to that

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Text - Mr. Butter Chicken @MrButterChicken PBR, or Professional Bull Riding, implies the existence of Unprofessional Bull Riding.

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Text - Megan Amram @meganamram · 18 Apr absolutely SCREAMING at my mayor to let me die on the floor of a dave and busters 193 27 9,205 87.6K Chase 'n' Waterfalls @thrillathechase Replying to @meganamram JUDLIGIED BY CURRUER &VER ay emt e erf araa Cmg

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Text - Matt @matttomic It's a great feeling losing your phone and not having that momentary

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Text - Matt. @MattTheBrand my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage! me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner

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Text - Anna Jordan @WAPtheatre Said I wasn't going to drink today then went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought

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Text - Pete Lucier @PeterLucier They are only murder hornets if they come from the Murdèr region of France, otherwise they are just sparkling manslaughter bees

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Text - The Xyientist WIENCE @TheXyientist Sorta weird that How I Met Your Mother is just a dude bragging to his kids about all the girls he's fucked

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Text - ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZO... · 3h JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU PEOPLE Pop culture · 5 hours ago 'May the Fourth Be with You' take special meaning during these difficult times In times of quarantine, Star Wars fans are using May Fourth as a rallying cry for solidarity and support. GIF via @Wicked74303 27 31 223 Elon Musk liked Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neilty... · 10h v May the 4th be with you. 1,745 27 24.4K 133K

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Text - Phil Hunt @iamphilhunt Us: Can we all be tested for covid-19? US Gov: Look its UFOS. Aliens killed Kim Jong Un Us: CONCENTRATE GIF alobel:

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Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan [walking through the valley of the shadow of death] it's nice just to get outside :)

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Text - not brendan @crocodilethumbs Cop: keep your hands up and don't make any sudden movements [drum solo of

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Text - #isolateme @BASED_GOSH My grandpa always carries a Swiss Army knife and a few years ago he was about to fly somewhere and security tried to confiscate his knife at the airport so he went outside, dug a hole, buried the knife, and picked it up a week later when he returned from his trip

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Text - california guy now @InternetHippo Every real world billionaire models themselves after Batman, a rich dumdum who does a bunch of unnecessarily elaborate shit instead of just giving people money

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Text - Matt Thomas @MrMattThomas The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary

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Cartoon - trows 1,TIMMY TURNER PRESENT BOTH GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS THE GOOD NEWS IS NAMED MY NICKEL PHILIP troN tronS WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? IT'S A GIRL NICKEL!

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Cartoon - You abused our magic, took out Archduke Ferdinand and plunged the world into World War I!|

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Cartoon - wavesinjuly: suckmyphallus: getterbeam: imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad. Actually that's just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honkingl, but everyone just calls him dad. ifynny.ce

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Cartoon - DONS Nothing bad ever happens at sdhool ONS Eoept for learning

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Cartoon - EverythingI touch djes! dcHseod Aren'tyou gonna come overand give my wife a congratulatory hand touch Oh, Dinkleberg

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Cartoon - did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom grew up to be chip skylark

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Cartoon - rying C What's wrong mom? Are you picturing my future again? mikey-weston: this show tho

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Animated cartoon - CaNttYOU LOOK POSITIVELY AH, SWEETIE YOU FEEL WARM. GREEN. THOSE ARSALL THE SYMPTOMS Coern EAMED BROCCOL WARM? GREEN?

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Cartoon - Nis Young man, where did you getallof these nice things? ipONs Uhhhh, internet?

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Cartoon - Mydreams were shattered years ago How many years ago? CCARTOONSCENES.IG How old are you?

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Cartoon - We're out of milk! nick Dinkleberg has gone too far!

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Cartoon - Any tdea what theyte talking about? troxe nickelodeonkids Blah blah SHOPPING! Blah, blah CLOTHESI Blah, blah HAIRI Blah, blah BOYBANDS

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