The Melbourne Protesters Have Released Their Full List Of Demands

“Why does Jasmine get to stay up later?”

The Melbourne Protesters Have Released Their Full List Of Demands

Anti-vaxxer protesters in Melbourne have released an extensive list of demands which includes pull-up nappies, more cartoon time in the mornings and an immediate end to daytime naps.

Hundreds of the little protesters, many of whom were playing dress-ups, said enough was enough. “How many more times do we have to say that we want another Tiny Teddy biscuit before we’ll be taken seriously? How much bigger do we have to be before we can get nappies with a picture of Spiderman on them like Jake has? It’s not fair!” a speaker told the crowd.  

The group also called for a new bike and an immediate Royal Commission into vegetables. “They’re a trap. They’re yukky. No-one can tell me what to put in my body,” one protester said.

Breaking into a chant of “I’m not tired! I’m not!” the protesters said they wanted an end to mandatory bedtimes. One protester held a sign which read, “Why does Jasmine get to stay up later?” Another, “Josh’s parents let him watch TV on weeknights”.

Other demands included a sticker set, a new spade for the sandpit and a bulk order of Coco Pops.

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"Our members are aiming to be there between 6am and 4pm today, but more likely Thursday or Friday"

Union Claims Protesters Weren’t Real Tradies: “There’s No Way They’d All Turn Up On Time”

The CFMEU has blamed outsiders for yesterday’s violent rally, saying the idea that two hundred tradies would all turn up at the specified time was fanciful.

In a strongly-worded statement, the union said the punctuality of the protesters was a tell-tale sign they weren’t members.

“This was clearly a group of well-organised extremists. The protest had a 12 noon start time yesterday. Our members are aiming to be there between 6am and 4pm today, but more likely Thursday or Friday. They’ll call when they’re on their way,” the statement read.

The union also said that the style of the protest made it clear tradies weren’t involved. “When our members attend a rally, generally one will protest while five or six others stand around in a circle and look on. That didn’t happen at this rally”.

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