Warren Calls for Female Supreme Leader to Succeed Kim Jong-un

With North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un rumored to be either dead or in a vegetative state, Senator and former presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is calling on North Korea to name Kim Yo-jong as the country’s first female dictator. “The history of the Kim family’s rule over the North Korean people has been a disgrace, The post Warren Calls for Female Supreme Leader to Succeed Kim Jong-un appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Warren Calls for Female Supreme Leader to Succeed Kim Jong-un

With North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un rumored to be either dead or in a vegetative state, Senator and former presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is calling on North Korea to name Kim Yo-jong as the country’s first female dictator.

“The history of the Kim family’s rule over the North Korean people has been a disgrace, as not once in more than 70 years have they let a woman lead the country,” Warren told reporters. “I know what it is like to be robbed of a leadership position because of my sex, and it is time for Ms. Kim to show the world that a woman is just as capable of starving her people and slaughtering potential political rivals.”

Although Kim Yo-jong is one of Mr. Kim’s four siblings, she is considered by many experts on the nation as the closest to power and most likely heir. Reached by The Mideast Beast, Ms. Kim hesitated to say whether sexism would prevent her from taking power.

“If I say yes, then everyone will call me a whiner, in which case I’ll have to execute them for criticism of the Mount Paektu bloodline,” Ms. Kim explained. “But if I say it’s not a factor at all, every woman in Korea will be like, are you kidding me? And then I’ll still have to execute them.”

But some Democratic Party leaders said that even appointing a woman as Supreme Leader would be insufficient to rehabilitate North Korea’s image after three generations of male rulers.

“I will be extremely concerned if a woman of color is not picked as Mr. Kim’s successor,” said Stacey Abrams, a former Georgia gubernatorial candidate. “And I know that they’re all Chinese or whatever, but that really doesn’t count.”

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In a triumph for health experts everywhere, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu has promised to achieve social distancing across the West Bank by annexing large swathes of land in the middle of it. Despite some haters calling this move “illegal” and “jeopardizing peace,” select advocates in the fight against Coronavirus see putting borders around villages The post Netanyahu Protects Palestinians From Virus by Distancing Land Across the West Bank appeared first on The Mideast Beast.

Netanyahu Protects Palestinians From Virus by Distancing Land Across the West Bank

In a triumph for health experts everywhere, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu has promised to achieve social distancing across the West Bank by annexing large swathes of land in the middle of it.

Despite some haters calling this move “illegal” and “jeopardizing peace,” select advocates in the fight against Coronavirus see putting borders around villages in the middle of what would otherwise be one long potential state as the only way to prevent contact between 2.6 million Palestinians. Such a move is clearly only meant for Coronavirus-related reasons.

“Look, the WHO recommends that we all stay more than 6 miles, I mean feet, apart right?” Announced chief medical officer Idi Eff. “We’re just trying to keep people safe. Gaza gets it, they’re miles away from all other Palestinians, and, with our help, they’re doing a great job of staying isolated from the rest of the world. We just want to ensure the same level of protection for the West Bank too.”

Despite most other leaders promising that their social distancing measures are only temporary, Netanyahu claims he is deeply concerned about the 14th wave that he’s sure will occur, and therefore is planning on maintaining these specific measures until the virus, or hope of a Palestinian state, disappears. Whatever comes first.

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